Sunday, August 16, 2009

Monday Morning Report: August 17


Happy Birthday, Jeff!

George complained to me that I was too lazy to write Monday Morning Reports during the summer.  As I always do what Georgie wants, here it is.

Today is Jeffrey Nelson Cruz's 30th birthday.  So, everybody, please join me in wishing a happy 30th to our favorite eight-year-old.  Unlike me, Jeff is very uncomfortable celebrating his birthdays, and the "big one" has got to be extra unnerving to him.  Nevertheless, send our captain an email or facebook message to wish him well.

In other news, the men's team season is nearly at hand!  First game is 8/29, and I am already aware of some attendance issues.  We'll have an evite on this game this week.  Hope to see some of you on Wednesday evening for practice.  On that day, I will also show you some of the genius presents I have received from well-wishers.

For those of you who are playing EPL fantasy, Carlos demolished us this week with Cesc Fabregas.  Graeme is currently in second place as one of his defenders scored on a header.  I also had a defender who scored a header, but I stupidly left him on the bench (doh!).  And how is it possible, that Mumbles has only 19 points?  Nuts.

Have a great week, people.

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